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Sent to me by my brother, Charles

 

Funny and true!

 SOME INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS BLACKS KNOW THAT WHITES WONT ADMIT:

 

 1.  Elvis is dead. Elvis been dead.

 2.  Anything below 45 degrees is cold. You should be wearing a jacket and long pants.

 3.  Jesus wasn't white.

 4.  Skinny doesn't mean sexy.

 5.  Yes, some of us black folks tan and get sun burnt too.

 6.  There's a VERY thin line between a legitimately cool white person, and an insulting "wannabe" gangster.

 7.  Thomas Jefferson did father Sally Hemmings children.

 8.  Bob Hope has never been funny.

 9.  Chevy Chase has never been funny.

 10. In their prime, Joe Louis or Ali would have beat the shit out of Marciano.

 11. Bill Clinton is "packing" like a brother.

 12. Bill Clinton is as close as a black man will get to the Oval Office.

 

 NOW SOME INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS THAT WHITES KNOW...THAT BLACKS WONT ADMIT:

 

 1.  OJ did it.

 2.  Plastic covering on living room furniture is tacky as hell.

 3.  Just because you have 10 fingers, don't mean you have to wear 10 rings.

 4.  Tupac is dead. Tupac been dead.

 5.  Teeth should not be decorated (gold fronts HOODY HOO!)

 6.  Spandex and miniskirts are not for everyone.

 7.  Jesse Jackson will never be President....Bill Clinton is as close as you'll get black people!

 8.  Larry Bird was not just white hype.. He really could play ball.

 9.  Furnishing your whole house rent-to own...makes you the dumbest ass in captivity.

 10. The sound system should not be worth more than the car.  Your $200 dollar car should not have a burglar alarm on it loud enough to wake the dead!

 

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