In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting
room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in
looking tired and somber. I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said
as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at
this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, semi-risky and
you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."
The family members sat silent as they absorbed the
news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a
The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male
brain, and $200 for a female brain."
moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact
with the women, but some actually smirked.
A man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone
wanted to ask, "Why is the
male brain so much more?"
The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and so to
the entire group said, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to
mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been
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