Sent
to me by Heather, Kimani, and Aisha
EBPN
Black Man Recipe
I'm making a black man cake cause I'm hungry as
hell.
And
the sweet tooth I have, only a brother can break the spell.
Let
me reach into my spice rack to see what I can get.
To
make a mix that will stick to my stomach you can bet.
2 cups of intelligence,
1
cup of sugar brown.
Cause
he's got to be sweet,
mental,
deep and sound.
Cinnamon
is always good
to
accent the taste.
A
few cups of culture
so
he's down for his race.
You see I won't bite into anything that's not
conscious of its own.
That's
why I stick to chocolate and leave angel food alone.
I am adding butter
cause
he must be smooth.
2
raisins for the dimples
will
also be cool.
I
must add nuts
so
he can reproduce.
Can't
leave him hanging
cause
I like kids too!
I
think I'll add a little salt
to
balance him out.
And
a dominant profile
to
show he has clout.
For
a responsible man
I'll
throw in some yeast
So
he can rise to the occasion
when
I'm ready to feast.
I'll
add 8 cups of strength
and
into the oven to bake.
Turn
it to 360 degrees
to
balance out his mental state.
Now
that its done I'm sorry sistas I won't share the wealth
That's
why I'm sharing the recipe because I'm eating this black man
all
by
myself.
Pass this along to some of the "Good Black
Men"
you know and a few women that need to read it...
Good Black men are indeed all around us. We pass
them on the
streets,
in
the
malls
and the halls at work.
Most we can't see because we don't know what a
good man really
looks
like.
He usually isn't flashy enough or rich
enough
to turn our heads.
He might not wear a suit or push a Lex. He might
not have a "body
like
Arnold
with a Denzel face."
But, as you mature, you realize it's better to
find someone who's
got
your
back than someone who turns your head.
A good man doesn't agree wholeheartedly with
everything you say.
He doesn't just tell you what you want to hear
and do the opposite.
He doesn't declare how sensitive, sweet, caring,
sincere, yada yada
he
is
(he
wont have to because it shows).
He has his own opinions and you may clash, but he
doesn't have to
degrade
you to prove he's right.
He even admits at times to being wrong,
especially if you are
willing
to
do
the same.
A good man is not going to meet every item on
your checklist.
He is human with frailties and faults mixed in
with all of his
wonderful,
strong attributes.
He needs your love and respect.
He needs to feel that you don't live to
“catch" him doing something
wrong
so you can declare, "Aha! I knew you were a dog!!"
A good man doesn't necessarily give you a huge
birthday or
Valentine's
gift.
He shows his love in the ways that are
comfortable to him.
Don't judge him by TV standards. No one is living
that fairy tale
for
real.
You'll miss out on your own fairy tale by buying
into the myth that
our
men
are no good.
It's just not true.
Black Men, we salute you, and thank you for who
you are and all
you've
done.
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