This muse was sent to me by one of my students, Ms. Lisa Tucker. I can tell that this young lady has been paying attention in class, because I found this hilarious, and the more I think about it, I can see things going down just like this... Thanks, Ms. Tucker. I got a kick out of this one!
In the beginning
day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.
I have a problem!"
the problem, Eve?"
I know you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these
wonderful animals and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not
is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.
I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."
Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."
a man, Lord?"
man will be a flawed creature, with many bad traits.
great." says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow. "What's the
... you can have him on one condition."
"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant, and self-admiring...
remember, it's our little secret...
know...., woman to woman."
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